Donald Trump Takes a Tumble on the Air Force One Stairs

In a scene straight out of a political sitcom, former President Donald Trump experienced a spectacularly dramaticstumble while boarding Air Force One this morning — and witnesses say the moment was equal parts chaotic, comedic, and strangely heroic.

According to completely fictional reports, Trump was making his usual slow, confident walk up the red-carpeted staircase, wind gently blowing through his hair in the most unpredictable directions known to meteorology. Everything seemed normal — until it didn’t.